A STATE'S ASS SINS ON

The New York Post has taken a peak at SESSIONS AT SANTA'S, our experimental dance party every Tuesday night, and decided that we were one of "New York City's Hottest Parties." This week will be hosted by Hisham Bharooca and will featuring sets by The Present, Hex Message, Brian Degraw.

"...rock-meets-rave Sessions party at Santos Party House has seen performances from Sonic Youth's Thurston Moore, among others, and the cover is only $10. It's the kind of party where making out with sweaty strangers isn't uncommon, though it's always best to ask first." (BRIAN NIEMIETS, NEW YORK POST)



RSVP to sessions@santospartyhouse.com and the cover price is a measley $5. Measly as in we can't even afford to buy measles medication with this cover.

ASSASSIN EATS SNOT

Thurston Moore will be curating a Sessions at Santa's weekly party on April 7th. He'll be bringing along with him some otherworldly talent from his Ecstatic Peace label, who'll be conducting the proceedings as ecstatically and peacefully as a night of utter destruction can be.



Live music provided by:
Thurston Moore/Okkyung Lee/Ikue Mori Trio
Fat Worm of Error
Noise Nomads

The folks over at STEREOGUM have interviewed Moore to find out what he's up to and what we'll be in for tomorrow night.

SESSIONS START END OF FEBRUARY!

"Shut up."
"No really, it's true."
"You said this last time."
"Well I was right. Technically."
"You said it was a naked vegan Thanksgiving, you didn't say it was seniors only. It was horrible. No one's going to believe we're 68."
"It was a hungy naked Thanksgiving... But this is for real. Santos is starting a new party on Mondays called SESSIONS. I saw it on the internet."

This happens almost every day. Are you going to let it happen to you?

SESSIONS AT SANTOS. Starting end of February!

And while you're hanging around doing nothing about the world, why not check out Justin Carter and Eamon Harkin's feature in TimeOut all about their new weekly party at Santos, Mr. Saturday Night (Saturdays at 10pm).