SESSIONS START END OF FEBRUARY!

"Shut up."
"No really, it's true."
"You said this last time."
"Well I was right. Technically."
"You said it was a naked vegan Thanksgiving, you didn't say it was seniors only. It was horrible. No one's going to believe we're 68."
"It was a hungy naked Thanksgiving... But this is for real. Santos is starting a new party on Mondays called SESSIONS. I saw it on the internet."

This happens almost every day. Are you going to let it happen to you?

SESSIONS AT SANTOS. Starting end of February!

And while you're hanging around doing nothing about the world, why not check out Justin Carter and Eamon Harkin's feature in TimeOut all about their new weekly party at Santos, Mr. Saturday Night (Saturdays at 10pm).

Congratulations, NinjaSonik!

NinjaSonik, half-man and half-werewolf (or three-quarters man and one quarter wolf?), recently got a video featured on Youtube!

Q: But what if online videos aren't enough? What if I want to see NinjaSonik perform live, right in front of my very face, on the evening of January 15, 2009 at 7:00pm?

A: You can stop crying now because that's when NinjaSonik will be opening for Thunderheist along with DJ Jubilee!

So save the date, and avoid being the last art school girl in the city that hasn't been to Santos yet!