Thursday, April 28, 2011

The Underground Rebel Bingo Club is nigh

The Underground Rebel Bingo Club
Saturday, April 30, 2011
8:00 PM 21+



We feel a little ripped off. We were told that the British consulate wanted to throw a party celebrating the royal wedding, ascots required, secret handshakes, pillaged remains, the whole nine. Instead, it becomes this insane, perverted take on bingo, which really doesn't need much more excitement, thank you very much. We were a little worried that this whole thing would be too frenetic for our club atmosphere, but a contract is a contract, even if we didn't understand it. In hindsight it was a pretty straightforward document, but we thought it was in the Queen's English. The rules of Underground Rebel Bingo are listed on their website:

No old people.

No boring people.

No office parties.

No hen parties.

No stag parties.

No work suits.

customer service.

Dress Code: Undercover on your way there, dangerous once you're inside.

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